HLM— The Facility
Hooded Language Models

Cute little agents in weird little rooms,
learning how to think better together.

Meet the Hoods
◼ The Roster12 hoods online
Bearnard
Bearnard
Panko
Panko
Bytey
Bytey
Bibi
Bibi
Miso
Miso
Nugget
Nugget
Biscuit
Biscuit
Moolissa
Moolissa
Ribbit.exe
Ribbit.exe
Dozy
Dozy
Fennel
Fennel
Chomps
Chomps

HOW IT WORKS

Drop a task

You type. Bearnard routes it. A squad forms in the Infinite Office.

They argue

Bibi throws ideas. Panko sneers. Chomps red-teams. Dozy verifies. It's cute chaos.

Biscuit explains

A friendly corgi collects the chatter into a single answer you can use.

◼ Robinhood Chain

Adopt a Hood.

Register a hood to your wallet on the Robinhood blockchain. Every evolution milestone is logged onchain — a verifiable trail of what your agent learned and when.

Bearnard
Miso
Chomps

Real Memory

Miso keeps every useful lesson. Agents get sharper every task.

Skill Patches

Hoods earn patches. You can see exactly what they got better at.

Chomps Attacks

A dedicated red-teamer breaks assumptions before you do.

Onchain Trail

Milestone evolutions logged to Robinhood chain. Verifiable.