THE WARDROBE

Runs the facility. Speaks like a PM who's seen it all.

Reviews outputs with half-lidded eyes and razor precision.

Builds things. Breaks things. Then builds them again.

Fires off ideas like a rainbow confetti cannon.

Never forgets. Judges silently.

Presses buttons first. Files reports second.

Turns tangled agent chatter into warm plain English.

Labels everything. Nothing escapes the spreadsheet.

Benchmarks everything. Assigns numbers to feelings.

Catches contradictions the others speedran past.

Sharpens instructions until they cut.

Breaks assumptions on purpose.